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July 8, 2026
According to Reese: Everything Annoys Me. That Doesn't Mean Everything Deserves My Energy.
I'm just going to say it. Everything annoys me. Seriously. Everything. It sucks to be this way, but I think it's in my DNA. Somewhere in my family tree there's a long line of people who loved naps and were irritated by everyone around them. I inβ¦
July 2, 2026
According to Reese: Stop Asking Couples Boring Questions
You know what question I hate? "So... what's new?" I don't know. I did three loads of laundry. I yelled at the dishwasher. I watched Dave almost destroy his car trying to bring home linguine. That's what's new. Here's the thing. When you've β¦
June 30, 2026
According to Reese: I Learned Something About Dave Because of a Grizzly Bear
I learned something about Dave because of a grizzly bear. Which is not a sentence I ever thought I'd write. We weren't talking about a real bear, obviously. It was one of those ridiculous hypothetical questions. Would you save your friend from aβ¦
June 16, 2026
According to Reese: I'm Beginning to Think the Perfect Pillow Doesn't Exist
I have officially reached the point in my life where a pillow can ruin my entire week. I'm not proud of it. But here we are. At this point I've ordered pillows from Amazon. I've ordered pillows from TikTok. I've canceled pillows. I've reordereβ¦