Dave and Reese do a pre-Super Bowl check-in, roll into their party with Faith-triots energy, and come back after the game with the emotional range of “honor to be nominated” to “I’m in mourning in the afternoon, evening, and whatever time this is.”
They hit the important stuff: Dave’s “40 12” birthday math, Reese’s deep research spiral on halftime shows and Super Bowl history, their extremely non-expert game prediction, and the real scoreboard everyone cares about: which commercials were funny, which ones were trying too hard, and why the AI ads felt a little… gross. Also, Reese delivers a truly poetic review of the game using the only scale that matters: fart categories.







