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What happens if Dave and Reese treat their marriage like a sitcom?

You get a cold open derailed by a single thumbs-up text, a debate over whether “two minutes is quick,” Reese chasing a feeling before it escapes, and Dave trying to start the show like a man paid by the sentence.

Add a vibration plate, an unexpectedly emotional hockey show, and a roast beef sandwich that turns Dave into a local food critic.

They finish by casting themselves as sitcom characters and realizing the joke is on them. Reese opens the door. Dave tries to keep the hinges on.

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OK, levels look good.
You ready?

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Yeah, but real quick.
OK, that sentence never means

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real quick.
Didn't that feel weird?

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What?
The text from your brother, The

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thumbs up.
OK, I don't think that meant

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anything.
I know I'm not saying that it

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did, I'm just saying it felt
off.

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OK, but it's impossible to get
tone over a text and also we're

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recording.
I'm aware I have headphones on.

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So maybe we don't unpack family
dynamics in the cold open.

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I'm not unpacking, I'm noticing.
You're circling.

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You're.
Landing the plane before it

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takes off.
All right, it felt off.

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What do you think it means?
I don't know yet, that's why I

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brought it up.
OK, let's just agree that it

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exists and move on.
You're trying to close the loop.

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I'm trying to start the show.
I need 2 minutes.

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You said quick. 2 is quick.
We're already recording.

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Great, then this counts.
We're fine though.

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I didn't say we weren't.
Hello friends.

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And you've got one more line I.
Do apparently we're starting

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with feelings.
All right, man, we'll go with

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it.
Maybe we'll we'll get when we

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get to it in real time, we'll do
it again.

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And if it's better, we'll use
that one.

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OK.
You know what I mean?

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Yeah, this is Dave.
This is Reece.

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And this is Manic Joy, a podcast
about.

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Life.
Love.

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And uncertainty.
Because no one can do it like

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do.
We do it like do we do it like

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we do it.
Hi, Reece.

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Hi, David.
So it's Friday.

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Friday.
Fucking yay.

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We're getting ready for a big
storm coming through.

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Yeah.
So I feel like this would be one

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of those one big old nothing
again.

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I don't know.
Because first of all, I feel

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like today is Saturday and the
storm is tomorrow.

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That's like where my brain is.
But it's.

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Wrong.
It's Friday and the storm is on

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Sunday.
The thing is I like to over

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prepare because it's better to
have more than you need than not

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have it at all.
And then you were like

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scrambling.
So did.

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You get apples.
I did not get apples today, no,

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because you know why I was
getting?

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Text messages.
I know.

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Well, I was getting text
messages from Emily because I

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had to come home today and watch
apparently the best episode,

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which is episode 5 of this show
called He Did Rivalry, which

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you've heard a lot about.
So apparently this is a thing.

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I haven't heard anything about
it up until I think a couple of

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weeks ago when somebody
mentioned it and you guys

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started talking about, I have no
idea what it is or what it's

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about or anything.
And then you're like, I'm going

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to start to watch it.
And I'm like, OK, cool.

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And then I walked in on you
watching it and it was like very

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inappropriate.
Pornographic.

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OK.
And you're like, I'm watching

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the show.
I was like, so first of all, I

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can't hear.
And so it's up really loud, but

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when the scenes come on, I'm
like trying to lower it so it

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doesn't sound as bad as it
actually is.

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So again, through the Tik Tokie,
they kept showing clips and then

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people keep talking about like
how great this show is.

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And so I was like, you know
what, maybe I'll give it a try,

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but I don't know.
Listen, firemen, hockey players,

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all my favorite things.
So I'm like, so it's a show

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about hockey players.
So I went out like a week or two

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ago with Emily and I was like,
have you watched He did rivalry?

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And she's like her face lit up.
She's like, Oh my God, I watched

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it so many times.
You would love it, but I'm just

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giving you a warning because
everybody knows in the house,

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like I'll watch people getting
their heads ripped off and be

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like, oh, whatever.
That.

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That's a right.
But like sexy scenes.

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I'm very like my my virgin eyes,
like I I get very uncomfortable.

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We all do.
But what's funny is, well, like

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the girls, have they both
watched it separately, right?

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And they're like, you cannot
watch that around people like.

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And I'm like.
OK, and they're 21.

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I mean, they they've seen Morris
already.

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So so I texted them the other
day and I sent a picture and I

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was like about to watch this in
the TV room.

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And the girls are like, that is
mighty bold of you to watch that

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on the big screen in the house.
I was like, please, I've watched

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Game of Thrones.
My favorite was and then two

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minutes later you're like, I'm
going to go watch ski bedroom.

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I was like, oh.
I was like, no.

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Need to be alone.
No, no, no, I don't actually.

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I need to be alone for different
reasons, not for the reasons you

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would think.
I was just like, OK, this is I'm

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not going to get through this.
And so the best part is I was

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rearranging all my sweatshirts,
which I have an abundance.

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I need to cut it out with the
sweatshirt.

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So I'm like, I took everything
out and I was like, you know

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what, I'll do my sweatshirts as
I'm watching the show.

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I found myself literally
standing there for 20 minutes,

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put my hands on my hip, just
like standing there watching it.

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And I was like, time has gone
by, I have done nothing and I'm

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just standing here.
And then I was like, you know

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what, I need to go.
When do you stand with a hand on

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you hip?
Because I was like, I literally

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was like.
It made you have a new.

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Pose I did like I was like what?
Cool.

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Then I was like you know what?
Also, since I'm standing here,

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let me go on my vibration plate.
Oh boy, it was a big day in that

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room.
Listen, I got a lot

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accomplished, so I'm on the
vibration plate watching this

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thing and I'm like.
Have you have you even mentioned

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the vibration?
Plate I don't think I have.

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OK, so let's take a little pause
and let's just why don't you

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explain to us what why?
Huh.

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I'm going to do you one better.
Oh no, I'm gonna.

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I made a video while I was on it
and I'm very happy to show you

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it.
Tell me.

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Tell us what?
It is well, OK, so I was

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influenced on influencer on
TikTok about this vibration

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plate.
Everybody's like, oh, it's good

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for this.
That and the other thing,

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clearing out your lymphatic
nodes.

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It's good for her if you have
injuries in your knees.

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So I said, OK, I'm going to I'm
going to invest.

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It's 50 bucks, let's try it.
If I don't like it, I'll send it

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back, right?
I get this thing.

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I'm like, what is this?
This first time I got on it,

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like your whole body, like I was
like, oh, I could be on my

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phone.
Like when you're on the

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treadmill, I'll just be on my
phone and like everything is

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like you feel like you had, you
know when you have like way too

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many drinks with tequila in it,
It's like 1 tequila, 2 tequila,

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three tequila floor and you're
like whoo and everything is

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spinning.
It's been a while since you've

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used that.
One you like that one that's

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that's the oldie but Kitty,
that's how I felt on the but it

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kind of does like for two days I
was like on my computer and my

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legs.
I felt I was like, I feel like

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I'm having like atrophy like I,
I was like, I need, you know, so

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I would do the work.
Then I would take a break and I

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would go on the vibration plate
for like 10 minutes and it

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actually, I don't know, loosened
everything up was really good.

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So you're only supposed to be on
it, I don't know, once or twice

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a week for like 20 minutes or
whatever it is.

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I've really just started to use
it in that order the last like

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week.
So I won't do anything this

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weekend and then I'll start
again next week.

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So I'm like, you know what, let
me, this is an opportunity.

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Let me just jump on the
vibration plate, not even

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thinking like I'm on a vibration
plate watching basically soft

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porn like basically what it is
it's like and I thought I was

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like.
Were you naked?

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Yeah, absolutely not.
David, Can you imagine?

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Well, then it would have been
really like, whoa, OK.

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No, thank you.
This is a vibe really.

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Would I really?
So I'm thinking like, because

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Game of Thrones definitely has
worse stuff that I've seen and

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like you see it all.
This is like you don't see it,

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but you hear it like you see
parts of whatever.

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It's fine.
It's fine and it it's not even

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like salacious.
It's just it could be a lot if

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you're not expecting to see that
or if you're uncomfortable with

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that, which is unfortunate for
you if you have issues with

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that, but that's fine.
I'm not judging whatever.

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I could not wait because
everybody's telling me Episode 5

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is the best and Emily's like
you're going to cry.

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The girl's like you're going to
cry.

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I'm.
Like is episode 5 the final?

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Episode No, there's one more.
Oh, so you haven't even watched

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the last one?
I haven't even watched the last

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one yet.
So Emily's like when you get

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home today, when you get home
today, we're going to watch it.

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And so I was like, you know
what?

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Let me just do what I got to do
and get home.

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I totally forgot about the
apples.

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I was like, all right, let me we
get in.

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Even Johnny was like, Yep, I'm
going to watch it.

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And they were like ready because
they love to record me when I

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have an emotional spin out
during whatever we're watching.

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Makes sense.
And I didn't think it was going

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to happen.
And all of a sudden I was like,

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and I lost it.
And of course they filmed me.

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And genuine reaction.
It was the cutest, sweetest

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thing.
I'm not going to say what it is

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because I'm not going to spoil
it, but the show, the writing in

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it is actually really good in
the way that they.

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So I was in the other room.
Well, you guys were in the big

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room watching it and I heard
like cheers and things

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happening.
So I was like, oh, all right,

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it's.
Very.

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Rare, exciting when?
What is happening?

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When you root for certain
characters and something good

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happens, you know they love to
like ruin it in the storytelling

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and sometimes you just want
people to be happy.

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So it was, it was kind of nice,
you know, it was, it was nice.

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And so then I was like, Oh my
God, let's just watch that part

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again because I was like, that
is so great.

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And that that filled my heart
for the rest of the day.

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I was like, that was really
great.

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So I'm not going to recommend it
for everybody because it is it's

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graphic.
So if you can't handle that

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stuff, please don't watch it and
then yell at me.

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But for something new and
something different, I liked it.

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It was good.
So that's why I forgot the

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apples, David.
So.

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Sorry So what I found out about
was Barelli's which is the

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Italian deli I guess near as a
Methuen started doing.

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They started doing sandwiches of
the day and they just started

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doing a roast beef sandwich,
which is the traditional

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three-way beef.
Type when you sent that picture.

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I had a PEPA, my stuff to go.
Real fast.

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So I was like, I found out about
this.

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And so they do them every Friday
at starting at 10:30 and they

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have them until they run out.
So it's not like a regular

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sandwich.
Yep.

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And so I was like, it's been a
while since we've had a good

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roast beef sandwich because the
best place now is in Newburyport

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or wherever.
Well, did they open up?

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Did they reopen?
They relocated, I forget where

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it is, but it's still like a
while away like you, you know

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what I mean?
It's not like it's close and so

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and plus.
We don't eat like that really

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anymore, so we haven't.
Really been doing that and and

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I'm giving up on Harrison's,
like Harrison's is no longer the

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the place to be.
So the modern butcher, though,

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is the place that had the best
one that we've had in a long

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time.
Like that was the top.

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That was the one that we waited
on the line in.

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Cold, so this would be the same
same scenario.

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Of course, I went at 10:30 so
there wasn't really a line, but

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I have to imagine that this will
start to get one once though,

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because it's just started but
once this gets out.

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God forbid someone makes a
freaking TikTok about.

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It but once the once the North
Shore beefs guys come to it,

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yeah, I have to say it was very
close to if not the same as I

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don't want to say it's better.
I think it's the same quality as

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the modern butcher one that it
was fucking delicious.

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It really was.
And I had to restrain myself

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because I, I didn't know Johnny
was coming home for one, I

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didn't know when you were coming
home.

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So I was like, I'll get a, I'll
get a sandwich for Emily and I

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because we were both home and I
was like messaging her like,

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hey, this is happening.
So I'm gonna bring a sandwich

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home for us.
And then that turned into we

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have to share our sandwiches
with.

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These two other bitches, because
we would have been.

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We would have been bullshit.
I was like oh fuck, and then you

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like been.
Bullshit.

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I'll be home in 15 minutes.
And then I was like.

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And I got home in 8.
But I sat, I ate half of my

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thing and I sat there and was
just like, how much you going to

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eat of that?
Because I had to like, sit there

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and just stare you.
You know, we don't, we don't

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have any dogs in the house.
But that was as close to a

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golden retriever you were like.
Emily, I had Johnny take a video

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of me trying it, so watch this.
All right, Borrelli's in Methuen

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has started doing a sandwich of
the day and on Fridays they've

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got a beef looks pretty good.
I got Mayo heavy sauce.

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They toasted this bun nice onion
roll.

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Of course, let's let's see how
it all comes down to the beef

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after this, but I'm trying to
get in here.

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This is a mess all right here
goes nothing I mean I that's

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pretty good it's.
All over your face.

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I'm not ashamed.
Reading out of 10.

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I want to say this is like an 8
or a nine.

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Wow.
The beef is pretty good.

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It's a little it's nice and
rare.

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It's got not too like weird
flavor, like it's got a good by

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texture to it.
I'm trying to decide whether or

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not this is better than the
modern butcher one that we've

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had.
I feel like that might have been

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a little better, but this is
pretty close.

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I'd have to go get another one
of those to compare them both.

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But yo this is good.
I highly recommend if you're in

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the area Fridays starting at
10:30 go to Borrelli's and it

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almost looked like you adjusted
your boobs.

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There you go evolved.
Now I am If only I was on my

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vibration plate.
I was vibrating it's.

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Kind of what it's like trying to
have a.

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Conversation, too.
Sure.

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So Fridays, 1030.
Borrelli's 100% worth.

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It and it's only Fridays that
they do.

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Only Fridays.
So now if you're really an

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overachiever, you go on Fridays
to Borelli's, then on Saturdays

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you go to Modern Butcher, and
then you compare them both.

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That's a great.
Idea.

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Everything was really, really.
Good, that was a nice little

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little treat in the afternoon.
Yeah, Now you've been having

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this conversation with me about
potential, I don't know, trying

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to do something a little bit
different and like starting a

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TikTok and doing like a sitcomy
type of thing or be characters

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like with ourselves.
And so as a goof, when we were,

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I was making us a drink.
Cheers by the way.

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Oh, cheers, salute.
I was like, Chat GPTI was like,

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hey, Kathy, based on what you
know about us, if we were sitcom

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characters, what would be our
characteristics and what would

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be like our catch phrases and
things like that?

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And it was funny when it did it,
it was like it kind of reversed

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us.
And I was like.

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So reversed because.
And then it was like, it gave

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like an explanation on.
I was like, did you do that on

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purpose?
Because I actually thought that

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was kind of funny.
I was like, oh, that would be

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interesting to have you play the
ME character and me play the you

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character.
Your brain would melt if you

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played the ME character.
You, you would last two seconds.

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You'd be like I can't do.
I would be in a loony bin you.

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Would there's you would have you
would have some sort of

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psychotic brain, no doubt in my
mind you.

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I'd have, I would have a
migraine all the time.

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That's why you have the yes.
You cannot handle this.

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You can't You you.
Can't handle this.

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What's in there I.
Don't want it.

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I really can.
It's.

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Listen, I have to handle a lot
of what happens in there, so.

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And vice versa.
Exactly.

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Well, exactly.
So here's what it did it it gave

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us a few things.
And so Reese, this is after.

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You fixed it.
I said, OK, go go back and redo,

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redo your work, check your work.
And they were like, Oh yeah,

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sorry.
And this is where it redid it.

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And so this is Reese.
Reese, you are the curious

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overthinker.
You spirals emotionally then

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intellectually.
Ask the follow up that opens the

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rabbit hole, notices patterns,
vibes, history, brings the wait.

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But energy processes out loud in
real time, and then feels things

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deeply, then tries to understand
them.

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And now your catch phrases are.
OK, but wait, I'm genuinely

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asking.
That's interesting, though.

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I don't know how I feel about
that yet.

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Hold on, hold on.
And I added three of my own.

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Oh. 3/3 of a Rd.
Which is, hear me out, OK?

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OK, I think it actually had
that.

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Did it for.
Me as you though.

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I'm not saying it's aliens, but
it's aliens which I stole from

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someone else.
I was just saying that's not

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yours.
And my other catch phrase that I

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stole is that's what she said,
because everything is, that's

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what she said.
But no, but seriously, these are

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correct.
These are definitely very close

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to things that I say, right?
Should I read yours?

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Correct.
OK, so here we go.

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So wait, I was the grounded?
Translator, this is Dave.

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Takes the spiral and gives it
shape.

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Calms the room without shutting
it down.

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Finds the words that makes
things survivable.

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Steps in when things feel heavy
or stuck.

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Often lands the emotional take
away without forcing it.

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Uses humor to settle, not
deflect.

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That's pretty close, and your
catch phrases are.

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I think what you're saying is
that makes sense.

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All right, let's slow that down.
OK, here's where I'm at.

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We'll figure it out.
Can I add one that you say

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often?
Yes.

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You forgot.
They forgot.

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Shut the fuck up, Reese.
Shut the fuck up, Reese.

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This is a kid show.
So then it was like, OK, so

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here's what's going on in terms
of the the dynamic between the

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two characters, right?
Reese opens the doors, Dave

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keeps it from flying off the
hinges and that's that's

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actually like AI feel like
that's a direct quote from Mr.

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Ed on the review that he made
yes, close to Reese asked the

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the stabilizing question.
Dave builds the emotional

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handrail.
Reese lives in the feeling, and

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Dave helps name it.
And that push pull is why the

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show works, yeah.
I feel like that's why our

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marriage works.
Well, yeah, of course.

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Because we are good at balancing
each other out, even though we

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both get frustrated with each
other at times because of the

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dueling personalities that we
have.

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But I think we've been pretty
good with trying to.

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Speak up and communicate and
manage it, yeah.

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So let's do this.
Do you read so that it gave us

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one sentence character intro?
So you read my intro and I'll

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read yours.
One sentence character.

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OK, so Dave Davis is the steady
translator of Chaos who turns

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half formed feelings into
sentences, often pausing the

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moment just long enough to make
it survivable.

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Reese is the curious emotional
instigator, Yep, who follows the

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thought wherever it leads and,
oh, even when she knows it might

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blow the whole evening sideways.
Ding, Ding, Ding.

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Correct.
That's correct.

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Yes, and then it gave us one bad
habit each, which is our

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conflict fuel.
And so read mine and I'll read.

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Yours.
Dave's bad habit.

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Dave rushes to make sense of
things before they're ready.

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True, trying to name the feeling
while Reese is still living

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inside it, which can feel like
he's ending the scene too early.

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True, because sometimes I'm
like, but wait, hear me out,

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right?
Go ahead.

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What's my?
Bad Reese keeps pulling on a

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thread once she finds it, even
after the point of usefulness.

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Yes, reopening things that are
technically fine because she

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needs to know why they felt
weird.

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I love the even after the point
of usefulness.

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Just like the Ring cameras, the.
Accuracy.

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The listen.
Oh, oh, oh, I set it off.

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At least you set it off.
The ring sets nothing off.

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The ring sets off Wind the Cat
outside.

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A bug if a bug is crawling on
it?

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Thank God.
Oh, the car turned the corner?

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Great.
The garbage men came?

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Awesome.
Someone stealing a package off

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the porch?
Fantastic.

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It doesn't show when things get
delivered.

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It doesn't show the person
coming up so we can see their

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face and where they're coming
from when they're going to steal

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something like the Important
Things.

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It, it boggles my brain.
Literally.

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The ring went off just before we
started, and you know what it

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showed?
Nothing.

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Nothing.
It showed a car turning the

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corner all the way down the
block.

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That's something.
It's nothing.

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It's nothing.
It's not useful to me.

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So like I said, I'm going to
adjust some settings.

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We'll see what we got going.
On I'm suing them.

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You sue them.
You, you have yourself a good

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time, all right?
That is a good time we're.

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Feeling good?
Let's do this scene again and

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let's just see how it goes.
You ready?

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You ready?
Yes, I just choked on the drink.

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But yes, aren't you at the right
spot?

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I'm at the right spot, Dave.
OK, cool.

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OK, levels look good.
You ready?

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Yeah, but you know what?
Real quick.

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OK, that sentence never means
quick.

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Why did that feel weird?
What?

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The text from your brother?
The thumbs up?

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I don't think it meant anything.
I know I'm not saying that it

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did, I'm just saying it felt
off.

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OK, but the tone over text is
impossible and we're also

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recording.
I'm aware I have headphones on.

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So maybe we don't unpack family
dynamics in the cold open.

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I'm not unpacking, I'm just
noticing.

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You're circling.
You're landing the plane before

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it takes off.
All right, it felt off.

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What do you think it means?
I don't know yet, that's why I

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brought it up.
OK, then let's just agree it

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exists and move on.
You're trying to close the loop.

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I'm trying to start the show.
I need like 2 minutes.

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You said quick. 2 is quick.
We're already recording.

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Great, then this counts.
We're fine though.

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I didn't say we weren't.
Well, hello friends.

445
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,920
Apparently we're starting with
feelings.

446
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,080
So here's what we decided to do
as well for this little

447
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:49,360
shenanigans is we were going to
choose what sitcom character we

448
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:53,240
think we each are.
And then we were also going to

449
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:57,760
say like, who was it that we
think we are and or who did we

450
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,000
want to be?
And then who we think the other

451
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,840
person is?
That's the was the first one.

452
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,840
What sitcom character do we
think the other person is?

453
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,320
Yeah, yeah.
And then?

454
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,960
You know what?
You're trying to land the plane

455
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,480
before it takes off, Dave.
You know what?

456
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,000
I'm trying to do trying to land
the plane.

457
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,480
I'm trying to read the damn
things.

458
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,200
It's your Your plane's going
straight to hell.

459
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,480
Your plane's going straight to
hell.

460
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,480
OK, Did you want to start?
OK, yes, all.

461
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,640
Right open your.
Yeah.

462
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:30,640
So, OK, so this is funny.
So earlier in the day I was

463
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:34,480
like, oh, I need to I I used to
have like a little little pad of

464
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,040
paper over here to take notes
and things.

465
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,960
And I was like, Oh, I don't I
that ran out of paper.

466
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:39,960
And so I didn't really have
another one.

467
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,440
And I was like, oh, I'll use
this little notebook.

468
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,360
I'm like, oh, I got to find
something for Reese so she can

469
00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:45,480
write little notebooks things
down.

470
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,600
Notebook stinks down notebook.
Stinks down I'm.

471
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,640
The smartest one in the
relationship.

472
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,600
I have a thing we need to write
the notebook.

473
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,680
Things down.
And then Johnny came home and

474
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,120
she was like, I got this for
you.

475
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:02,320
And it was a notebook.
And it says it's, it's a Moscow

476
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,120
Mule mug that says grateful
heart.

477
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:09,120
And we're all like, why?
Which is why does it say that I?

478
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,800
Love.
Well, she definitely got this

479
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,800
because it had the Moscow Mule
on there, which is.

480
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,800
Fantastic, just thought it was
funny, but because it was from

481
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,000
the dollar store, I.
Love I love when they bring me

482
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,680
little gifts like get yourself
some kids that buy you little.

483
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:26,400
Gifts because they brought they
they got you the gummy bears.

484
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,880
Oh, the gummy the gummy bears.
But I gave.

485
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:35,800
It but I'm keeping it OK yes
alright you ready yes OK so I'm

486
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,600
going to do the characters that
I think.

487
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,120
You are say you were going to do
me.

488
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,720
No, I definitely was not saying
that that is.

489
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:45,080
Time to go, folks.
You're landing the plane, Dave,

490
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:50,960
before it took off, all right.
OK, So what are you doing first

491
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:54,040
I'm.
Going to do the TV characters

492
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,880
that I think you are and I think
that you were both these

493
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,880
characters kind of melded
together.

494
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,960
OK, I'm think I might know what
it is, but let's see, what do

495
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:08,480
you say?
Well, like definitely put you as

496
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:14,200
a Ron Swanson like you.
I could see that.

497
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,720
You're Ron Swanson like, very
like by the book.

498
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,680
You make a plan, you stick with
the plan you or feel a certain

499
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,720
way about a certain thing, and
it's kind of hard to sway you

500
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,720
from that thing.
You're very like Ron Swanson's,

501
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:34,400
like a very hard shell type, a
personality and has to do things

502
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,960
a certain way.
And I definitely like someone

503
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,240
who can do things on their own
too.

504
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,320
Like I don't need anybody else's
help.

505
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,160
I'm the expert on it.
I could do it.

506
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,840
That's you.
It's you're not a Dwight Trude.

507
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,240
No.
So you're a Ron Swanson for

508
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,920
sure.
Yeah.

509
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,200
But you're also.
OK.

510
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,640
And.
You're probably going to know

511
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,040
what this is.
I think so.

512
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,800
Say it a Mitchell.
Oh that's so funny, I didn't

513
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:03,080
even think about that.
OK, OK, so here we go, folks.

514
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,560
We had a whole conversation
before we even started recording

515
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,680
the show about like, I think,
'cause I was having trouble

516
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:12,040
thinking of who Reese would be.
And then she was like this blah,

517
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,120
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

518
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:17,600
And I was like, Oh yeah.
And that's what led me to what

519
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,600
I'm going to say for her and
which led me to saying what I

520
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,240
just said now.
And of course she's like this.

521
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,640
I didn't even think of it.
What are we talking?

522
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,880
About So what?
Do you think then?

523
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:36,560
But yes, definitely Mitchell
because I am 100% Cam like it's

524
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:41,200
that's hilarious.
So who, Mr. Roper?

525
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,400
Oh, interesting.
OK.

526
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:49,000
You make the dumbest.
I love, I love the Mr. Roper

527
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,480
jokes.
And then and then you're like,

528
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,480
look at the invisible camera
like I will and.

529
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:57,520
Now I've got a camera.
Immediately.

530
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,440
So good folks, I.
Can't believe I forgot about the

531
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,960
Cameron Mitchell thing.
That's amazing.

532
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,320
I'm so dumb.
And it's definitely, it's

533
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:10,840
definitely there's peak core you
and I Cameron Mitchell.

534
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:16,840
But the episode when they lock
Lily in the car and he comes

535
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:20,480
running with the garbage can to
break down the window and Mitch

536
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,040
is on the phone with the people
like to unlock the car.

537
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,640
And they're they're like, tell
your wife to calm down.

538
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,040
That's not my wife.
I'm like, that's us.

539
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,280
That's amazing.
OK.

540
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,400
Yeah, so, so I said that you
are.

541
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,480
Cam 100%.
A Modern Family.

542
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,760
I couldn't think of anybody
else.

543
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,160
So it's because, you know, I'm
sometimes I suck under pressure

544
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,480
like that.
But like, so who do you think

545
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,720
you are?
Who did you want to be?

546
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,600
Well, back in the day I wanted
to be and I thought I would be

547
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,880
more like this character.
Sarah Jessica Parker.

548
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,480
Oh, that's so funny.
And Harry, you didn't.

549
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,640
Do that either.
Jesus fucking Christ, you've got

550
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,880
like a whole other brain wave
going on.

551
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,920
This is this is it, folks.
This is it.

552
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,400
I said Dharma from Dharma and
Greg.

553
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:06,360
I used to want to be like
Dharma, like I used to like kind

554
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,640
of like want to dress like her.
But it's the Sarah Jessica

555
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,480
Parker thing too.
It's the outfits and the

556
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:14,040
attitude.
How far did I go back with that?

557
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:14,760
OK, but.
You ready?

558
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,120
You ready for who mine is?
Who did I want to be?

559
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:17,920
You ready?
Yeah.

560
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:23,240
David Addison.
Oh, from moonlighting?

561
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,360
Willis in Moonlighting, he was
the.

562
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,280
Shit, he was the shit.
I started rewatching that by the

563
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,960
way.
And what's her face was amazing

564
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,280
too.
Sybil Shepherd.

565
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,160
Sybil Shepherd.
Sybil, Sybil.

566
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,880
Sybil.
Sybil, Sybil.

567
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,840
That we just did a Gen.
X moment right there.

568
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:45,640
So I said said I who I wanted to
be, who I actually am definitely

569
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:50,240
Cam, but also I said Rachel.
I'm a Rachel Green spoiled.

570
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,760
Little.
Yeah, a little bit.

571
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,320
Spoiled Cam you're.
You're early, Rachel.

572
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,240
Green early, Rachel Green and
then, and then.

573
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,240
Wish you got better.
You never got better.

574
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,200
I'm just.
I'm Cam.

575
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,720
I'm Cam.
I also said my other character

576
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,920
is Fox Mulder.
OK.

577
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,640
The truth is out there, Dave.
Yeah, Reese, I'm not.

578
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:12,960
Look, I'm not saying it's
aliens.

579
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:16,000
I'm not saying it's aliens, but
it's aliens.

580
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,000
It's aliens.
I also put that I'm a little bit

581
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,960
like Carol.
A little bit country.

582
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:22,920
And you're a little bit
rock'n'roll.

583
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,600
Yeah, I'm a little bit like
Carol from Pluribus.

584
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,080
I'm a little bit like Carol,
too.

585
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,200
Yeah, I think in that situation,
I think.

586
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,640
We're.
All a little, Carol, I think

587
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,440
you're correct.
Yeah, I think you are correct.

588
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:36,600
On that note, why don't we say
this friends?

589
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:41,120
Thanks for joining us and
remember this life is a group

590
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:45,200
project.
Be guide to each other and

591
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,640
remember always have a grateful
heart.